A kid entered a cathouse

He tells the madame that he wants a bugged woman

"Why do you want a bugged one?" She replied

He says: "So I'll infect the maid who'll infect the chauffeur who'll infect the nanny who'll infect my dad who'll infect our neighbor's wife who'll infect the gardener who'll infect my mom who'll infect the milkman, motherfucker ran over my bike"

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