A journalist is interviewing Eric Clapton,

After a few questions he says to Eric,
"Mr. Clapton. I know you aren't a physicist but which falls out of a window faster. A bag of cocaine, or a child?"

Clapton looks shocked and replies. "Why the hell would I let a bag of cocaine fall out a window?"

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