And she sees an old man coming back after a prayer.
-Sir, may I ask you how long have you been visiting the wall and praying here?
-Oh about 70 years now, not less.
-70 years! If it's not a secret, what have you been asking from God all these years?
-I've been asking for peace between Christians, Jews and Muslims. I've been praying for an end to all wars, safety for our children and mutual respect between all people. I've been praying for politicians to stop being such liars and put our country's interests before their own.
-And how do you feel after all these years of prayers?
-It feels like I've been talking to a wall.
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