a guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks:
"hey do you know, tai quon do, ju jutsu, kung fu or any of that shit?"
offended the Asian man replies: "what you think that just because i'm asian i know martial arts?"
the man replies: "nah its because you're drinking my fucking burbon"
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