So philosophers are known to have horrible jokes, and this one is no exception. I'm just posting this for any philosophers who may or may not appreciate it.
John has a date tomorrow with a pretty girl from his philosophy class. He's a nervous fellow and is worried about how to break the ice and start a conversation. His dad notices his son is nervous and fretting over something, and asks him what the problem is.
"Oh dad, I have a date tomorrow and I don't know how to break the ice!"
"Well, son, that's easy! There are three things to talk about that will start a conversation. Food, family, and philosophy!"
So the next day, John goes to the ice cream parlor (it's an old joke) with his date. She stares at her ice cream and doesn't look up or speak at all. John is getting a little nervous, but remembers the ice breakers his dad taught him.
"Do you like pizza?"
The girl looks up from her food and says "No."
John, more nervous now, says "Oh. Well do you have a brother?"
His date once again looks up and says "NO!"
John, nervous as ever, is struggling to remember the third ice breaker his father taught him. Finally, he remembers! Philosophy!
John straightens his face and asks "Well, if you had a brother, would he like pizza?"
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