A joke my dad used to tell my brother and me. Long but worth it IMO.

Three men die and find themselves in a waiting room outside the gates of heaven.

An angel enters the room and says, "hey guys. We've had a really busy day. A lot of good people died today and we are almost at capacity for the day. However, if you explain how you died, maybe I can make some room for you."

The first man walks up to the angel and says, "well it all started a few weeks ago. I was having suspicions that my wife was cheating on me and I decided today would be the day I would catch her. So, I left work a few hours early, took the elevator up to my 5th story apartment and surprised my wife. She was acting really shady but after looking all over my apartment I found no one else there. My nerves were getting to me, so I went out on the balcony for a smoke, and sure as shit, there is this guy hanging from the balcony by his finger tips! Well, I start pounding away at his hands until all his fingers broke and he let go. I thought that was going to be it, but the son of a bitch landed in a bush and lived! So in a fit of rage, I grabbed my refrigerator, and threw it over the edge on top of the guy. Unfortunately, my jacket got snagged on the handle of the fridge and I went over with it. And, well, here I am."

The angel thinks for a second and replies, "well, we normally frown upon things like murder, but you did find out your wife was unfaithful and that really sucks. You can come on in."

The second man walks up to the angel and says, "well it all started when I was having a really bad day at work today. When I'm stressed, I like to blow off steam by working out. So I left work early and went home. I took the elevator up to my 6th floor apartment and went out to my balcony where I keep my weights. After lifting for about an hour, I tripped and fell over my railing. I thought I was doomed but I managed to grab onto the balcony below me. I was hanging there for a second, but I couldn't pull myself up because my arms were so smoked from working out. I thought I was saved when this guy came out, but instead of helping me up, he broke all my fingers and I fell! Luckily, I landed in a bush and survived the fall. I thought I was okay, but then out of no where, a fridge comes falling down and lands right on my face! I guess that did me in, 'cause now I'm here."

The angel thinks for a moment and says, "wow, I can't believe how bad your luck is. You can come on in."

The third man walks up to the angel and says, "well, it all started when I was hiding in a refrigerator..."