A joke I heard (it sucks but I still can tell it with a straight face)

So a high schooler needs to get ready for prom, he needs a tux to look good, some flowers to impress his girl, and a limo to bring it all together.

So he goes to the tuxedo rental shop and to his surprise there is a huge line. He gets in line and waits for hours and hours. Finally he gets his tuxedo.

Next he needs some flowers. So he goes to the florist and once again there is a huge line. So he gets in line and waits for hour and hours just to get some flowers. Finally he gets to the front of the line and gets some flowers.

Lastly he needs a limo. So he goes to the limo rental and again, a HUGE line. He gets in line and waits for hours and hours. He finally gets to the front of the line and gets the limo.

So now he has his tux, his flowers, and his limo. He pick up his girlfriend and they go to prom. They have a great time dancing. Then the girlfriend says, "I'm tired, could you get me some punch?"

So he goes to get the punch and there is no punch line



Edit: Alternate endings, He forgot to get a girlfriend, there is a line at the girlfriends house

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