There is an old fort in Puerto Rico,from which comes this joke:
A guardsman yells from his post on the wall, "Captain, Captain!"
The captain runa over, and asks, "What is it?"
"There are ship s approaching!"
"Are they friends or enemy?"
"They are friends Captain!"
"How do you know?"
"They are all coming together!"
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