I am trying to find the routine this came from and would appreciate any help- if of course that is allowed.
"just because something is on the menu does not mean you have to order it. if you see a t-bone on the menu at ihop and you don't have health insurance, just turn the page."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.