A Jewish man walks into an English Bakery for his daily shopping, he ordered, "Three Bagels."
A moment later, the Cashier hands in the Three Bagels and repeats his order out loud, "Here are your Three Bagels."
The Jewish man abruptly opened his eyes wide and took his Bagels with joy and went out.
The Cashier cried he hadn't paid as he left the Bakery.
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