A Jewish Man Goes to his Friend With a Problem

“I have a problem with my son,” he says. “I sent him to Jerusalem so he could learn how to be a good Jew, and to how to have a good Jewish family, and he came back a Christian!”


“Hmmmm, that’s a funny thing,” his friend responded. “I too had a son who I sent to Jerusalem to learn how to be a good Jew, and to how to have a good Jewish family, and he came back a Christian! Let’s take this to the Rabbi.”


So the two friends go to the local Synagogue to tell the Rabbi the tale of their sons conversion.


“Rabbi,” the first Jewish man begins,” We had sons who we sent to Jerusalem to learn how to be good Jews, and to how to have good Jewish families, and they both came back Christian!”


“Hmmmm, that’s a funny thing,” the Rabbi says. “I too had a son who I sent to Jerusalem to learn how to be a good Jew, and to how to have a good Jewish family, and he came back a Christian! Let’s take this to the Lord.”


So the three Jewish men begin praying in the Synagogue and the Rabbi says,

“Lord, we had sons who we sent to Jerusalem to learn how to be good Jews, and to how to have good Jewish families, and they all came back Christian!”


Suddenly, dark clouds filled the sky and there was thunder and lightning and the Jewish men heard a deep voice coming from the heavens saying


“Hmmmm, that’s a funny thing.”


Edit: A Jewish man told me this joke.