The three of them sit down and order a round of drinks. After awhile, they notice this extremely old man sitting at the end of the bar and one of them says "Wow! That man looks so old, he might be Jesus!"
Another guy calls the old man over and says "We want to buy your a beer. You look so old, we think you might be Jesus."
The old man says "I am Jesus." Jesus turns to the Jewish guy, places his hand on his belly, and says "You have colon cancer that you don't know about yet. You have 6 months to live, but now...you are healed."
After this, Jesus turns to the German guy, places his hand on his head, and says "You have a large brain tumor that you don't know about. You have 6 weeks to live, but now...you are healed."
Jesus turns to the black man and the black man says "Get the fuck away from me, Jesus! I'm on disability!"
(This is a joke that I heard awhile back from Jackie Martling and I am also aware that some of the wording may be off from the original)
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