But before they get to business, they both have to use the restroom. The groom goes in and goes pee, and after he is done, he forgets to put the seat down. The bride, not realizing the seat was still up, sits down and gets stuck in the toilet.
She yells for help, and her new husband comes in to see what's the matter. She says, "I'm stuck in the toilet, do something." The groom responds, "What am I supposed to do?" to which the bride replied, "For crying out loud, call a plumber, and get that damn Rabbi in here."
So the groom calls the front desk of the hotel and they reach out to a plumber. In the meantime, the Rabbi arrives in the room and speaks to the bride. She tells him, "quick the plumber is about to get here, and I need to guard my private parts. Hand me your Yarmulke."
The plumber arrives a few minutes later and the groom asks, "can you save my wife?" The plumber says, "sure, I can definitely save your wife, but the Rabbi is a goner."
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