the Jewish boy has a rolex watch, the maffia dons' son has a Beretta. they both decide the other has the better gift so they swap gifts and go home. the jewish father finds the Beretta and says " what is this? this is not good, this is not good!"
the mafia don finds the rollex watch and grabs his son and sits him down. "what the hell is this?" he says "One day your guna grow up, have a nice house, a good looking broad, and your guna come home and she'll be crewing another guy in your bed, and what are you guna do? look at this watch and ask him how long hes guna be?"
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