As his family is gathered all around him he asks: "Sarah, are you here, my wife?" "Yes, I am"- she replied. "My children, are you here?". "Yes we are, dad". "Are my grandchildren here as well?". "Yes, we are, grandpa". "So my whole family is here?". "Yes, we are" everyone replied. "So why the hell is the light in the kitchen still on?!".
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