An arab man and a jewish man both decide to head into a bakery together, holding hands no less.
After a brief disagreement on who would hold the shop's door open for the other, they proceeded to pass through the doorway facing each other, so as to enter at the same time.
The two friends walk around the bakery, spying a half dozen pastries to eat. They call the baker over to compliment him on his tasty treats.
The baker smiles and says "you two are as good of guys as back home in america. Take these pastries as a symbol of cultural unity"
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