The German falls to his hands and knees and cries out, "I'm tired! I'm thirsty! I need a nice German beer."
The Irishman does the same, mumbling, "I'm tired! "I'm thirsty! I need a Guinness."
The Jew looks down and says, "I'm tired! I'm thirsty! I must have diabetes."
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