A janitor is cleaning the church.......

.....when suddenly the priest runs out of the confession booth.

He bumps into the janitor and tells him to cover for him because he had run to the bathroom.

Surprised, the janitor tells the priest that he doesn't know anything about confessions.

The priest hands him a sheet of paper and tells him to find the sin on the list and it will tell you how many Hail Mary's to give.

So the janitor ducks in and waits. A minute later a gentleman comes in for his confession.

He says, "I'm thinking about cheating on my wife." The janitor thinks, says it's adultery. He looks on the paper under 'impure thoughts'. That'll be two Hail Mary's

The man says, "That's not all the truth. I already have mistress." The janitor thinks again, says it's adultery and looks it up the the paper, that'll be four Hail Mary's.

Then that man says, "Still not the whole truth. It's actually another man that I'm seeing and I already gave him a blowjob." The janitor looks on the paper and can't find the word "blowjob".

He gets nervous and sticks his head out of the booth looking for help. He finally sees a little alter boy and quietly asks him, "What does the priest usually give for a blowjob?" The little alter boy looks at him and says, "Candy or an ice cream".