"I'm putting this briefcase full of money in the attic. When I die and go to Heaven, I'll take it up there with me."
Well the day comes when he dies and a few months later the wife goes to the attic and finds the briefcase still where he left it before he died.
"I knew I should have put it in the basement..."
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