A husband and wife visit their counselor for the first time. When they arrive, the counselor decides it would be best to meet with each them one at a time, alone. He starts with the husband.
"Tell me about yourself." The counselor says.
"Well I think of myself as a man who is close to God. He watches out for me, so I try to live my life in a selfless way. I mean how can I not, God performs a miracle every night for me."
"What do you mean?" The counselor asks.
"Well, I have a prostate problems, so I usually have to get up in the middle of the night to pee. God is aware of the inconvenience that this is to me so he turns the light on every time I open the door."
"Wow, that is very impressive" the counselor confirms. He finishes talking to the husband and brings the wife in. After he gets to know her a little bit, he brings up what her husband said when they were talking.
"So are you aware of your husbands supernatural experiences?"
The wife looked confused and asked,
"No, what are you talking about?"
The counselor replies,
"Well he told me that every night when he goes to the bathroom, God turns the light on for him"
The wife's face turns into a scowl and in exasperation she replies,
"Well shit, he's peeing in the refrigerator again."
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