are sitting around the house when the man looks at his wife and says, "Hey, honey. I just don't understand it. Whenever I look at myself in the mirror, I get a massive erection. Why do you think this is?"
Without batting an eye the wife replies, "Well, dear, everyone else thinks you're a pussy. It's only fitting that your dick does too."
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