..When the wife suddenly feels someone's feet touching her from behind..
She leans towards her husband and says..
"Dear, the guy sitting behind me is a perv. He's touching me with his feet."
To that the husband replies, "Dammit, Don't worry honey. Show him you're face, I'm sure he'll die a horrific death"
Told my colleague at my office. ????
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