A hunter went into a gun store to buy a new scope for his rifle. He walks up to the counter and asks for the best scope available. The clerk reaches underneath the shelf and takes one out.
"This is the best scope money can buy. If you don't believe me, take it and look out the window. You can see my house from here!"
The hunter takes the scope and looks out the window and sure enough he sees the man's house.
"Wait a minute..." the hunter began. "I can see a naked man and woman running around your house!"
"What?!" shouted the clerk, grabbing the scope. He looked out the window and after a few moments lets out an angry cry.
"That's my wife!" he choked. Grabbing the hunter by the collar, he looks him in the eyes.
"I want you to get your rifle and take two bullets and bury one in my wife's head and the other in the man's cock. Do this for me and the scope is yours for free!"
The hunter agrees and retrieves the rifle from his truck. He sets it up by the window, attaches the scope and takes aim.
After a moment, he raises an eyebrow and says to the clerk "Uh, mate...
I think I can get it in one."
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