Upon seeing him holding an animal carcass in his hand, his daughter jumped up from her chair. His daughter said," Is that for dinner?" The hunter quickly replied," It is for dinner. Can you guess what it is?" The daughter, being at the tender age of five, did not know what it was, and replied," I don't know." The hunter said," I'm gonna give you a hint. Your mother calls me this sometimes." The daughter opened her eyes wide and screamed," HOLY SHIT! WE'RE HAVING ASSHOLES FOR DINNER!"
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