gets hit on by a rich China man. she's completely disgusted by him, but he's very persistent and obsessive, and wants her to marry him. so to blow him off, she tells him she'll marry him if he'll do 3 things for her. so she asks for 1 million dollars, thinking he'd never do that. he immediately says "I give, I give, I give" and transfers her the money.
she's taken aback and starts panicking. This time, she asks him to build her the most expensive mansion in the country. immediately, he goes "I build, I build, I build" and gets his people to start building.
trying to come up with something unattainable, she tells him she must marry a man with a 12" penis. seeing his devastated face, she triumphantly says "you failed!" he immediately goes "ok, I cut, I cut, I cut!"
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