A homeless man was walking down the street. His shoes were so worn out that the soles would flop around when he walked. One day, he was walking down the street when a man in a brand new Maserati and an expensive Italian suit pulled over by him. The man asked for the homeless man to come to him. He pulled out a think wad of $100 bills, and held it out to the homeless man. The homeless man was shocked. The man pulled off the rubber band from the wad, and handed the band to the homeless man and said "Y'know, you could use this to keep your shoes from flopping around everywhere like that."
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