Still out of breath, he asks the barkeeper for a fork. The barkeeper thinks nothing of it and gives the poor fellow a fork. The hobo grabs it and runs out of the bar.
A moment later, a second hobo runs into the bar and also asks for a fork. The barkeeper, now slightly confused, gives the guy a fork and he also runs outside again.
A minute after the second, the third hobo runs in. He asks the barkeeper for a straw. The barkeeper says to the hobo: "Sure ill give you a straw, but why did the other guys ask for a fork then?"
The hobo responds "Someone puked on the side walk and all the hard bits are gone"
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