A hippie walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender insists he pays upfront. A guy nearby sees the hippie has no money so he pays for the hippies drink.
After having a few drinks with the hippie the guy ask the hippie "hey come to the bathroom and give me a blowjob" the hippie starts beating the guy up. The hippies friends hold the hippie back and ask "what did the guy say that got you so mad ? The hippie responded He said something about a job...
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