A Hindu, a Muslim, a Jew, a Mormon, a Protestant, a Catholic, a Buddhist, an Atheist and a Methodist decide to throw a party.

Everyone but the Protestant, the Catholic, the Jew and the Atheist decide to abstain from alcohol due to religious obligation.

As the four walk over to get something to drink the Protestant and the Catholic get into a fight. The Atheist and Jew (knowing they'd take a while) decide to carry on without them.

While on their way the Jew spots a dime on the ground and decides to pick it up, however it is stuck to floor by some gum. Determined not to let this money go to waste he spends 5 seconds or so pulling the coin up off the ground and then puts it in his wallet, leaving him slightly behind the Atheist on their way to get a drink.

Hence when the Jew arrives at the table the Atheist has already gotten his drink and is heading back to mingle with the group.

So when it came time for the Jew to get his drink there was no punch line.