A Heady Proposition

Customer: "I have a big problem. You cut off my head!"

Me: "I'm sorry? How did I cut off your head?"

(The customer shows me an obviously self-taken picture, with the top of his head removed.)

Me: "Sir, it looks like it was taken that way."

Customer: "No it wasn't! My whole head was there when I took it. I'm sure!"

Me: "Okay, let me see your memory card..."

(The customer hands it to me, and I go in the lab and pull it up on the computer. Sure enough, he chopped his own head off in the picture.)

Me: "Sir, that is the whole image, and the top of your head isn't in it."

Customer: "But it's DIGITAL, can't you fix it?"

Me: "You can't create something from nothing."

Customer: "But... but... but... I need a photo for a dating website!"

Me: "Give me the camera and go stand over there."

Customer: *excited* "Hot d***! You can be my best man!"

Me: "A thank you card will be enough."

(Skip ahead 9 months...)

Female customer: "Is your name ***?"

Me: "Yes, can I help you?"

Female customer: "My husband wanted you to have this." *hands me an envelope*

(I open the envelope, and sure enough there's a thank you card with a picture of him and his wife. He actually got married and sent her in with the card!)