They spared no expense, and they succeeded in building two identical houses, brick for brick. When they were done, they both stepped back to admire their work.
“What a great house!” the gypsy's neighbour said. “I’ll bet that I can sell it for a million dollars.”
“What a great house!” the gypsy said. “I’ll bet that I can sell mine for two million dollars.”
“What?” the neighbor said. “Our houses are identical. Why would yours sell for twice what mine sells for?”
“Easy,” the gypsy said. “I don’t live next to a gypsy."
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