A guys walks into a bar

Sits down and orders a drink. As he sits there he pulls out a small religious pamphlet and begins reading. He gets through the first chapter and stops and puts it away. The bartender looks at him curiously and asks "Whatcha reading?. The man looks back up and says "Oh its about converting to Mormonism. I want to become a member but I know it'll be hard so I'm gonna tackle one thing at a time per week. So this week I'll stop cursing."

"That's a good goal hope it works out" the bartender replies then leaves him alone.

Next week the guy comes in again, orders a drink, and begins reading.
"What is it this week?" The bartender asks.
"Well this week its abstinence until marriage. Wont even look at dirty pictures or videos."
The guy finishes his drink and leaves.

A week later the guy comes in again, opens his pamphlet reads another chapter. "Give me a coke."
"Gotta give up beer?" The bartender asks curiously.
"Yep. Tobacco too."
"Well there you go."
The guy drinks the coke and leaves.

Another week goes by, the bartender looks to the door and see's the man walk in. He stomps in, slams the bar door shut and sits down.
"Give me a fucking beer. No make it rum. I need a fucking drink. Also a cigar." He says angrily. "Also where's the nearest strip joint. I need to clear my head."
The bartender gets him the rum, cigar, and address and sets it in front of him. "I thought you were becoming Mormon?" The bartender ask.
"I am dammit!" He says angrily.
"Then what happened?"
"I fucking lost my place in the book and had to start over!"

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