Guy: Doc, I'm not crazy.
Doc: That's something crazy people say.
Guy: But...okay, so what if I say I *am* crazy?
Doc: I'd trust your judgment.
Guy: So what the hell do sane people say???
Doc: 'My insurance doesn't cover this.'
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