And asks for a cock.
The jeweller thinks for a moment and asks "You mean a clock?".
The man replies "That's what I said", and buys the clock, and leaves to continue shopping.
He's now getting a little hungry so he walks into a bakers.
The man asks for a bum.
The baker, a little confused, thinks for a moment and asks "Do you mean a bun?".
The man replies "That's what I said.".
The man gets his bun and leaves the bakers.
He then goes to a train station and asks for a licket.
The assistant is confused until the man points to what he wants.
The assistant replies "Ah, you want a Ticket."
The man buys the Train Ticket and continues on to the Train Platform to wait for his Train
A Women walks up to him and asks "Do you have the time?"
The man replies, "Of course. Just hold my bum and licket while I get my cock out."
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