He asks the bartender,
''eckpshkoosh me spshir, may I have a drink?''
To which the barkeep replies in a similar manner,
''Why spshertainly, what would you like?''
A little off put, our friend orders a beer and sits at the end of the bar as another customer walks in, and with perfect articulation asks,
''Excuse me barkeep, may I have a shot?''
''Why certainly, my good sir!'', the barkeep replies flawlessly.
Furious, the cleft lipped man approaches the barkeep and says,
''Shleeriospshly, are you tryna make phlphun me or shumtin?''
And the barkeep with a big goofy grin retorts,
"Phluck no, I wash makin phlphun o' him!''
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