A guy who's been married to his wife for 10 years got to talking to his wife one day after supper. The man zones out and his wife replies,"Honey what were you thinking about just now?" The man replies "I thought I was in heaven just now". Wife asks "what was it like and was I there?" The man says "No you wasn't that's why I thought I was in heaven".
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