A guy was walking down a beach

When he saw a woman without arms or legs crying on the beach.
He went up to her and asked why she was crying.

Woman:"I am crying because I have never been hugged before"

So the guy hugs her and then goes on with his day. When he come back 20 mins later she is still there but she is crying again. He goes up to her and asks why she is crying.

Woman:"I have never been kissed before"

So the guy kisses her and walks down the beach again. He walks down the beach one more time to find her crying again. He asks her again why she is crying.

Woman:"I have never been fucked before"

So the guy picks her up and throws her in to the ocean and says "your fucked now".