And as they got to her building, he leaned on the wall and said: "Honey, will you blow me?". She replied: "No dude, not now, we will get caught by my parents!". "Oh come on! Please!". He continued to beg until her sister came down and said. "Dad told me to to tell that I can blow you, mom can blow you, hell, even dad said he will personaly come down and give you the best blowjob of your life, just get your damned hand of the intercom!
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