A guy was barely sitting down in the toilet when

he heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you? '

Not being the type to start a conversation in the restroom, he answered, somewhat embarrassed, ' Doin ' just fine! '

And the other person says:
' So what are you up to? '

What kind of question is that? At that point, he was thinking this is too bizarre so he said: ' Uhhh, I ' m like you, just sitting here. '

At this point he was just trying to get out as fast as he could when he heard another question: ' Can I come over? '

Ok, the question was just too weird and he figured he could politely end the conversation by saying: 'No........I ' m a little busy right now!!! '

Then the person said, nervously:
'Listen, I ' ll have to call you back. There ' s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!! '...

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