His friend says "what happened?" The man says "I was at church and when we stood up to sing, I noticed a large woman in front of me with her dress stuck up in her butt crack.. I felt bad everyone was snickering so I reached forward and pulled it out. She turned around and punched me in the eye." The friend laughs and asks curiously - "well then what happened to your other eye?" The man says "well when I saw how upset she got, I decided to push it back in."
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