A guy walks into the welfare office...

He's wearing gold chains, a gold earring, expensive shoes and a track suit, and as he goes up to collect his cheque, he says to the woman at the desk, "I hate that people always abuse the system", and the woman replies "well we do offer jobs as well, actually we are looking for someone to be an assistant to a millionaire, you will be his personal driver and get to drive his Mercedes around, and travel all over the world with him, and also you will be taking care of his beautiful 20 year old daughter, and sometimes you will even have to satisfy her sexually", the man replies "you've got to be shitting me", and she says" well you started it"!

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.