Sits down, and orders 15 shots. The bartender looks at him and says "Oh wow, that's a lot. What's the special occasion?
"Well, today marks the day of my first blowjob!"
The bartender giggles, and gives him 15 shots. He drinks them all.
Bartender comes back and says "Here, I'll give you one more on the house to celebrate!"
He then turns to her and says...
"Oh, no thanks. If 15 won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
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