A guy walks into a bar and orders six shots of tequila

The bartender lines them up, pours them and the guy throws them back, one at a time. The bartender says in astonishment, "Wow, what's the occasion?" The guy says, "Oh, I just had my first blowjob." The bartender says, "Congratulations! In that case, the next rounds on me!" to which the guy responds, "Don't bother. If the first six didn't get that taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

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