Barman: What can i get.. oh my god half your head is an orange!! How did that happen??
Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc.
Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange.
Guy: First Wish - I wished for every woman in the world to love me.
Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish?
Guy: Second Wish - I wished that I was a billionaire.
Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange?
Guy: It was a silly wish. I dont wanna say...
Barman: Go on tell me, I'll give you a drink.
Guy: Ok well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.
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