He is instantly smitten with her, and can't keep his eyes off of her heaving bosom. She ignores him blatantly as he continues to drool in her direction. Eventually, she walks over to him at the end of the bar, and asks what he would like to drink. He says, "I'll take a pint of beer," to which she responds, "Why don't you take a pitcher? It lasts longer."
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