A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have nine of the dirtiest martinis you can make."
The bartender, taken aback by the order, questions the guy.
"Are you meeting some people? Are you celebrating something?"
The guy responds, "I'm actually celebrating my first blowjob!"
The bartender says, "Wow! That's awesome. In that case, I'll buy your tenth!"
The guy politely declines, "No, thanks. Nine should wash the taste out of my mouth."
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