A guy walks into a bar and he sees this sad guy sitting there, so he decides to cheer him up.
He goes and sits down, asks him what is troubling him. The guy replies "I lost my third wife"
Nice guy responds "Damn man that's horrible, if you dont mind me asking, what happened to the first wife?"
"She ate poison mushrooms"
Nice guy is shocked he says "Damn man that's horrible, I have to ask, what happened to the second wife?"
"She ate poison mushrooms too"
Now he's shocked "That's horrible! I have to know, what happened to your third wife?"
"She got butchered by an axe"
Now the nice guy is curious and he has to ask "How did that happen?"
"She didn't want to eat the poison mushrooms"
(I searched but this joke has never been told properly before so I hope you guys like it)
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