A get walks into a bar on the top floor of the empire state building runs up to the bartender and yells, I need a shot of jack. The bartender pours it and the guy takes the shot. He turns around and runs towards the window and jumps though it. 4 min later the same guy walks back in and says another shot! The bartender pours another and before he takes it a second guy at the bar said fuck it I'll take one too...the bartender pours both shots. The second guy hurried to shoot his and takes off running toward the window and jumps. The bartender looks at the first guy and said "you're an asshole Superman"
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