And asks for lube. The clerk brings one and hands it over to the guy.
The guy squeezes a little on his fingertip and rubs it with the thumb.
- "Do you have one with less friction?" The guys asks.
The clerk brings another one
The guys tests it again with the fingers and say:
- "Do you have one not so sticky". The clerk brings another one.
The guy tests it again and buys the third one.
Another clerk watching the whole thing says:
- "I bet this guy is going to fuck an asshole today". To what the first clerk replies:
- "Have you ever seen somebody so worried about somebody else's ashole?"
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