Every day he comes home from work to find his wife naked in bed; obviously tired, turned on, and soaking wet. He tells her the next time he comes home and finds her in this state, he's pulling her pubic hair out one by one. The next day he comes home to find her in the same position. He gets on the bed and begins to pluck out her pubic hair. He gets to this one long black hair that he just can't seem to pull out. He says "Come come out of there you big black son of a bitch!". About that time a black man sticks his head out of the closet and says "Listen, I'm not coming out of here until the rest of these guys do!".
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